On my homepage (aol.netscape.com-i didn't set it to that, I just haven't bothered to change it), one of the rotating news stories is about Georgia Governor, Sonny Perdue, who lead a
......wait for it........
public prayer for RAIN.
What is wrong with people?! Why do they believe these insane things?!
anyway, so i took the poll on there:
What's your take on Gov. Perdue leading a prayer outside the state Capitol?
Thumbs up 81%
Thumbs down 19%
Out of the 54,011 people who have taken this poll, a whopping 43,976 people voted thumbs up!!!
Then i took the other poll:
Do you think prayers can help ease the drought?
Yes 75%
No 25%
and out of the 60,967 people who voted, a whopping 45,312 believe that yes, indeed, prayer will bring rain.
SEVENTRY FIVE PERCENT of people who took this poll believe that prayer will bring rain.
Dear 75% of people who took that poll and voted yes,
What about doing an Indian Rain Dance? Will that bring rain?
Sincerely,
the other 25%
P.S. YOU'RE INSANE!!!!
But my most favorite part of this article is the last sentence:
"I believe in miracles," declared Pastor Maurice Watson of Beulahland Bible Church. "How about you?"
As a matter of fact, Pastor Maurice Watson, I don't believe in miracles-because that would mean that I would be insane. But thanks, though! In fact, if you keep on believeing in miracles, I believe that's your pass straight into heaven-after all, it's just God testing you*.
here's the link-if you must read this wretched story.
*sarcasm. (you're still insane)
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